To The Resuce... Once again

Dear followers.
I had been wondering around the island looking for Paula (After she ran off claiming that her home is near. (apparently she found her GPS on the collar of her cape.)) I had been wandering for nearly a month when I came across Garhucke and Paula in a VERY heated discussion. Garhuckle was bent over backward due to the fact that he has a meter long bread knife pointed directly at his head. I then retreated to the nearest house to write this post in fear that I will not be able to writeanother. If do happen to surive Paula's bread knife, I will post as soon as I have it safely under my control.
With shaking legs,
Charlie.