tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-373476772024-03-08T11:43:18.484-08:00Kamakazi WatermelonsCharlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-48065583442050490032007-01-25T21:32:00.000-08:002007-01-28T04:38:24.697-08:00Got to find Garhuckle, Got to find Garhuckle.Dear friends and others.<br />I am sorry that I have not posted in a long time, but I have been busy tracking Garhuckle's GPS device due to the fact that he gapped it whislt I was was stuck having kezsoed potion (a love potion that was shoved down my throat by Paula's neighbours who are from a tribe deep in the Amazon jungle. Don't know how the love potion works. They explained it, but they have an acsent that is hard to understand... so I'll just play it by ear).<br />Anyway, back on target. after the last post I watched as Garhuckle ran inside and Paula attempted to follow, but then went around the back and appeared soon after on the roof and into the chimney. Garhuckle ran out and into a cactus (and from what I lip read from his name is Sanchez). I then caught a glimse of Paula rushing out of the house before Suni and Ranta pulled me away from the window and told me about the potion and to drink it, but as soon as I did I was out like a light and woke up then next week in a fruit basket dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, and Apparently (according to a crack addicted bum) said that a wolf tried to eat me but then got scared from the fact that I had eyes tattooed on my eye lids, Thanks Alyss!. Very strange situation. I then caught Alyss flying over head, we caught up and then talked about the multipull Paula's. She then suddenly flew off as allways.<br /><br />So now I am flying a jet that I found in a field (it didn't have that many people in it (besides, they need a lift New York) in a Little Red Riding Hood costume (for I don't know where my other clothes are) after finding Garhuckle's GPS location (in the ocean approaching New York city). If all goes well I should reach him and 005p within a couple of hours (hopefully 005p hasn't killed him).<br /><br />As for Paula, I will hope to find and rescue you soon after finding Garhuckle.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1169107680324436562007-01-17T23:42:00.000-08:002007-01-18T00:08:00.366-08:00To The Resuce... Once againDear followers.<br />I had been wondering around the island looking for Paula (After she ran off claiming that her home is near. (apparently she found her GPS on the collar of her cape.)) I had been wandering for nearly a month when I came across Garhucke and Paula in a VERY heated discussion. Garhuckle was bent over backward due to the fact that he has a meter long bread knife pointed directly at his head. I then retreated to the nearest house to write this post in fear that I will not be able to writeanother. If do happen to surive Paula's bread knife, I will post as soon as I have it safely under my control.<br />With shaking legs,<br />Charlie.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1167316270652368802006-12-28T06:23:00.000-08:002006-12-28T06:31:10.663-08:00LAND HO!Dear loved ones and unloved ones,<br />Paula and I have spotted land, which is good, because I've had enough of being surrounded by seaweed and Paula is obsessed with sushi and keeps eating the weed, she offered it to me and I replied with "If I want to eat seaweed then I'll just like my legs," She wasn't happy. Never the less I hope that there are some animals on the island that I can eat.<br />With Hunger,<br />CharlieCharlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1166782326928834142006-12-22T01:52:00.000-08:002006-12-22T02:12:06.966-08:00Getting WorriedDear Readers<br />I have been checking Garhuckle's blog every hour for the past 24 hours and he still hasn't posted since the canoe broke us all apart (except for Paula and I which may I add is getting really annoying... so annoying infact that I would rather sleep with lions that twitch violently while they sleep, but that won't happen) I am fearing that Garhuckle has drowned, or that Ouga isn't a part of a secret orgenisation and that he just doesn't want to be with us anymore, hopefully neither of them. But I can only hope for the best.<br /><br />With Worry,<br /><br />CharlieCharlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1166087399510341502006-12-14T00:23:00.000-08:002006-12-14T04:12:01.836-08:00Outrigger CanoeDear Happy people that are far away from me,<br />The outrigger Canoe has sunk due to the fact that I saw Garhuckle stabbing holes in itwhist whipering (in phonetics) to himself that Ouga must die because he is a part of and has been in contact with the Greek Inteligence Agency (GIA for short). Shortly afterwards there was a loud crack and the outrigger canoe collaped splitting Ouga, Garhuckle, Paula and I up. Of course Alyss flew off to find land and I think Ouga is floating due west... or is it south? I can never tell. Garhuckle is traveling further and further away from Paula and I (Yes, we are stuck together) as we are approaching land. Hopefully once we get to land I will be able to locate Garhuckle and bring him to safety using the waterproof GPS that I implanted in him the moment he fell asleep (as I did with all of them (along with Alyss heh heh heh!)). But for now, all we can do is wait.<br /><br />Soaking Regards,<br /><br />Charlie<br /><br />P.S. I had a dream that Paula and Alyss kissed... can dreams become reality? If so, I'm scared!<br />P.P.S. Everyone thinks that Garhuckle is a bastard, I don't think so.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1164793897926819092006-11-29T01:19:00.000-08:002006-11-29T01:51:37.980-08:00Alyss Flite/Rescuing Paula and GarhuckleDear people, old and young,<br />I had been carring Ouga around on my back for a while and noticed that he weighs exactly the same as Jethro (My watermelon that was father of Gerald who was father of Gerald the II who was father of Gerald the III who was father of Gerald the IV who was my missing pet watermelon who I had to leave to to the fact that my house exploaded.) I then passed the hospital in which Alyss and Garhuckle was in, soon found that Garhuckle was not there and Alyss was out of her coma... al thought I wasn't in the room due to the fact that the nurses wouldn't let me, they say that Ouga smelt weired... Bitches.<br /><br />I got my hands on a computer and found that Garhuckle has gotten into trouble. Woke Ouga up to get him to use his ears to find Paula but found that he continued stabbing me. grabbed a watermelon and shoved it on his stick and yelled "THERE, LOOK! BIG HARD THING TO SMASH THINGS WITH!" He then looked at it and swung it around, unforunately the watermelon caught the head on a local to whom was knocked out cold. Ran for it. Ouga eventually found Paula in a internet cafe with a crowd of people swaming around her, told Ouga to hit every one on the head... he enjoyed himself emencely with his new found toy whilst I grabbed Paula and once again, ran for it, grabbing Ouga along the way, who the started to hit me on the head as a source of entertainment, due to the fact that I had taken him away from the original source. Got tired of having my head smashed in so I snatched to stick off him and gave him a good whacking untill he fell unconscious. Ended up carrying him again while Paula carried his stick and watermelon who I called Aguo (Ouga backwards).<br /><br />Ran back to the hospital, left Paula with Aguo and the still unconscious Ouga outside while I dashed in and grabbed Alyss, who said that she could fly and make sure that Garhuckle was at the Outrigger. After 5 minutes we saw her fly overhead and said that he was there.<br /><br />So now we are at the Outrigger and all very tired. Garhuckle, Alyss Ouga and I are all awaiting Paula's return from the shops with corned beef with the money that she accumulated from the fans that she had (and maybe some fizzy drinks).<br /><br />Tired Reguards,<br />Charlie.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1164545485019276152006-11-26T04:22:00.000-08:002006-11-26T04:51:25.470-08:00Great... Just Great.Dear followers of my grim story,<br />I am now stuck in Greece with Ouga... He seems to be liking me a lot due to the fact that he likes the Indian folk songs that I play on my fish lute, otherwise he just hits me on the head with his stick. I got sick of that so I took the guava off and ate it, Ouga didn't digest that too well, he has been stabbing me for the past hour, then I played a Indian lullaby, in which he fell asleep. Now I have to piggyback him every where. (Thank god he's light!)<br /><br />Before that a giant Bird woman fell down in out boat after Ouga hit her on the head. She claims to be named, "Alyss Flite" and wanting pancakes before falling back in to a semi un-concious state. I wanted to do so Indian resuscitational skills on her... But Garhuckle wouldn't allow it, he said that I was out of my mind WELL HELLO! IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED I'M STUCK IN A BOAT WITH INSANE PEOPLE, OF COURSE I'M OUT OF MY MIND! (besides, I miss Ankur, I hope that Ishmal has given him his monthly dose of rose water mixed with a bit of cow poo.).<br /><br />Shortly after Alyss' arrival, we came across the mysterious land that turned out to be canoe-eating snakes. They won, so then we had to use Alyss' wings as a raft. Ouga kept standing on my head... and then jumping on it, he proberly knocked me out because I woke up once being wetter than I remember.<br /><br />After a while we difted upon the shores of Greece which is where I stand... with Ouga. Garhuckle went with Alyss to search for a hospital, Paula went to search for a drink and I wanted to explore... Ouga came with me.<br /><br />With a very sore head,<br /><br />Charlie.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1163929901161678332006-11-19T01:22:00.000-08:002006-11-19T01:51:41.170-08:00At sea with Garhuckle, Paula and... Ouga?Dear bored ones,<br />I am getting increasingly annoyed with the amount of time spent out at sea( but thank god we survived that cyclone!). Day after day after day, watching Garhuckle and his makeshift computer, after taking it whilst he was sleeping, Ouga decided to wake him up by smashing him over the head with the guava. He is now nagging me for it. Anyway, Ouga to who speaks no english, (it’s a wonder how Garhuckle found out that "Ouga" was his name.) kept making hissing noises jumping around therefore I thought that it was some defence, but then I realized that that's noise that the lava makes when it tounches things. Like I said, he likes to hit Garhuckle on the head with his guava stick. Quite scary. Never the less, there is a giant thing that is flying in the sky (also quite scary) plus there is a blob on the horizon, hopefully land.<br /><br />Hopefull reguards,<br />Charlie.<br /><br />P.S. Paula and Garhuckle are not talking to me... apparently because I talk about Ankur and how I'm worried about him being with Ishmal too much. It's Poppycock.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1163506918675180692006-11-14T04:09:00.000-08:002006-11-14T06:16:26.233-08:00SAVED!Dear civilised people,<br />After <a href="http://www.garhucklecaprice.blogspot.com">Garhuckle</a> helped me off the volcanoe, we went to search for <a href="http://paulararkinosinclare.blogspot.com/">Paula</a> who is hidden somewhere. we eventually found her in a cave <em>just</em> in time. Garhuckle led us to his cannoe or so he says for there is a "phantom hog" in there. I'm getting a little scared of him. I think that Paula and Garhuckle are a little pissed because I screwed up their island, but never the less, they'll warm up to me!<br /><br />distant, but still alive,<br />Charlie.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1163424214043011162006-11-13T05:13:00.000-08:002006-11-13T05:23:34.050-08:00SHIT!Dear followers,<br />On a good note, I now know where I am going if I was moving which of course I'm not due to the fact that I have landed on the island... in the most inconvienient spot... The volcanoe and now it is starting to erupt due to myself crashing into it. F**k. On another good note, I think I saw some horses, that could be what Garhukcle heard in the bushes. Hmmmmm, speak of the devil, he he comes now, and he seems to have a mixture of anger and worry on his face. double f**k.<br /><br />With lots of concern,<br />Charlie.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1163423064507156162006-11-13T04:25:00.000-08:002006-11-13T05:27:40.116-08:00Strange. Just plain strange.Dear interested people,<br />It appears to me that I miscalculated my timing for I am approaching Jackaland. It must have been the wind that is pulling me forward to the ever growing storm. Oh dear. The clouds are adding insult to injury due to the fact that I can no longer see where I am going. Double oh dear.<br /><br />Full of worry,<br />CharlieCharlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1163329294923217292006-11-12T02:33:00.001-08:002006-11-13T03:03:53.236-08:00Beech King Air 200Dear People of the World,<br />I am very lucky/clever to be able to get my belovered Beech King Air 200 all the way from Australia to my home in Goa. From there I shall go to rescue Garhucle and Paula from the smoking Volcanoe. I will need someone to look after Ankur the pomegranate to who is now a little seedling. I think I'll get Ishmal to look after him, as long as his god damn cow doen't step on him!<br /><br />Kind regards,<br />Charlie.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1163212045491827052006-11-10T17:47:00.001-08:002006-11-11T03:12:39.436-08:00Quick UpdateDear people whom have the time to read my blog,<br />Ishmal's cow with the scary hump (you know, the one who tried to eat my laptop?) started to walk on my pomegranate patch... luckly he did not harm my seed who is named Ankur.<br /><br />I dicieded to go in into the city, but Ishmal wouldn't allow it. He then made me were a Sari, What's wrong with jeans and a tank top? Honestly, these people scare me!<br /><br />Untill I post again, Charlie.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1163066983306759042006-11-09T01:50:00.000-08:002006-11-09T02:09:43.313-08:00IndiaDear readers,<br />I have now been transfered to India, in a romote area of Goa, due to the explosion of my house, along with it, my watermelon patch. Therefore I have to move on from watermelons and start on the local fruit, a pomegranate seed who is named "Ankur" which is the name version of 'sprout', according to my Indian neighbour, Ishmal.<br /><br />Thankfully I have gotten the internet up and runnning dispite Ishmal's cow with the scary hump coming and chewing on my laptop.<br />Kind regards, CharlieCharlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37347677.post-1162990500923947802006-11-08T04:27:00.000-08:002006-11-08T04:55:00.933-08:00IntroductionDear distant relations,<br />My name is Charlie Pucker. For quite a while I have been investigating the kid-nap--- errr... watermelon-napping of my faithful pet watermelon happily named Gerald IV, descendant of Gerald III who is a descendant of Gerald II who is descendant of Gerald who is the nephew of Flora who was a sister to Jethro who was the father to Gerald who is the father of Gerald II who is fater of Gerald III who is the fater of Gerald IV who is my lost baby. I'm not a happy chappie.<br />Regards, Charlie.Charlie Puckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18260099389214527325noreply@blogger.com0